i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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