Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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