it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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