Porn is love you can see.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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