I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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