He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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