i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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