yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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