If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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