is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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