Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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