$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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