at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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