The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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