Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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