so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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