He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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