it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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