I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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