his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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