okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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