That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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