shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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