I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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