yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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