So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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