I'm lost and stupid without you.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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