Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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