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You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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