I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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