I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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