he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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