Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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