I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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