Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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