idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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