bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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