As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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