But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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