He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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