just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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