I want you more than these girls want KFC
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
