can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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