Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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