I met the friendliest cop last night
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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