I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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