So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
FUCK WHALES
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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