Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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