Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Randomize
