My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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