Can i not drive my cunt home
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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