I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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